Here we will list the funniest situation and quotes. The best funny status and comedy quotes are chosen to save you time and effort.

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Funny Quotes and Status

So this is a funny case and quotes. You can make your own twist in situations, change it a little and use it. This way it will be unique and will never correspond to the condition of others.

The best thing about these cases is that you can use them to create a funny message to send to your friends, family or groups. We keep refreshing the page so you don't miss out on the latest funny case.

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Funny Status for Whatsapp and FB

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Status: I on Not on whatsapp…
Save water – Drink beer!
I love my job only when I am on Holiday…
Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.
Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 😉
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Save paper, don’t do homework.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves few years ago we think we were an idiot.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Sleep till you are hungry… Eat till you are sleepy.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Totally available! Please disturb me…
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! That’s why I’m always calm and silent...
Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
 At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 😉
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Never steal. The government hates competition.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
 Smile… It confuses people…!!
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 😉

 Why Funny Status?

Do you have a good sense of humor? Do you like eliminating jokes? If the answer to these questions is yes, you may want to keep a funny situation in FB, Whats app or any other messaging app like Hike or We chat chat etc.

Although you are a serious person, we are sure that you liked some of the embarrassing positions and quotes above. Try changing your status to some funny quotes from above and we are sure your family and friends will love it. We keep updating this page, so stay tuned for more fun.
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